What a fucking waste of an outfit
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Operation Purity has been aborted
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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