Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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