it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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