I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Still dying that you shit outside
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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