Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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