I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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