I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
