Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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