Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
