I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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