I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Holy sore nipples Batman
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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