Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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