If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Also, beer. Big fan.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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