She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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