goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
