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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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