what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think I just sharted jello shots
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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