what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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