i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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