I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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