what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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