Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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