Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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