I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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