What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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