i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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