i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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