I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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