I'm pants shitting drunk right now
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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