There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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