Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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