week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
porn star boner night. come get it.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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