Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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