She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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