it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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