Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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