After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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