everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
