Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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