did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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