she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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