i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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