The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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