What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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