So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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