found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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