So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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