UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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