we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Randomize
