I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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